At work today, a union employee presents a way our bakery can branch into the diabetic market...
Union employee - I've got connections across the border in Mexico for this "secret ingredient" that can replace the sugar in bread so it's safe for diabetics.
Labor relations - What's the name of the ingredient?
Union employee - I don't know it in English.
Labor relations - Um, is it FDA approved?
Union employee - What's that?
Labor relations - [baffled silence while mentally reciting "I should nurture ideas, not destroy them"]
Union employee - Just let me know. we can have a truckload up here by tomorrow morning.
Moral: Anything involving truckloads of secret ingredients across borders is highly suspect and should be avoided.
